Jun 28, 2010

I bought a brand new 250GB Xbox 360 about four and a half minutes before Microsoft announced the new slim model. Yes, I was pissed, but at least it now looks like those of who smart enough to wait aren’t any less likely than I am to get a RRoD. Or the equivalent thereof, anyhow. As the original model has historically been about as reliable as a chocolate...

May 28, 2010

I want this game so I bad I could strangle a toy bunny to death with it’s own ears. We only have to wait until 4 June before A2M’s gorgeously sadistic title hits release, but that is TOO LONG TO WAIT, PEOPLE. TOO LONG TOO LONG TOO...

Mar 25, 2010

I used to love the Arcade or “The Machines” as I called it. Throwing my holiday money in the huge, hulking great computers with great colourful designs on the side, it was bliss I tells ye. Now think how great it would be to have these games at home on your HD TV, with the knowledge that you’ve already paid for the games and you haven’t got angry people...

Mar 15, 2010

Microsoft have just announced the release date for the sequel to the wonderfully odd, fast paced “Crackdown”. The full release is as follows: “Pacific City needs your help, agents. A new enemy has overrun the city and it’s time to restore law and order by any means necessary when “Crackdown 2″ releases this July around the world....

Mar 10, 2010

“Just Cause” is one of those games that people either forget, ignore or completely reject because “it’s a Grand Theft Auto rip off”. This is really sad because I’ve always loved the first Just Cause, it’s one of those games that every time you play it, you do something amazingly cool. For example? Well I used to play that game with my friends,...

Feb 24, 2010

Welcome to the second edition of Girlgamerssuck.com’s own Glitch Report. If there is a Glitch or abnormality in a videogame, I am the one who is bound to stumble across it and this Glitch Report will outline the most prominent and downright outrageous Glitches that I and others have discovered in games recently. I also encourage you to post your own Glitch...

Feb 7, 2010

“In the March 2010 issue of Game Informer (on stands this month), the first real details of L.A. Noire are revealed. Developed by Team Bondi (The Getaway), L.A. Noire is an open-world action-adventure game set in the City of Angels in 1947. Unlike previous Rockstar efforts, L.A. Noire exists in a real city, painstakingly recreated for historical accuracy....

Jan 13, 2010

I don’t want to be known on this website as the Bringer of Bad News, the Killer of Games or the Demon’s Reviewer – actually that last one sounds cool – but anyway I played the Demo for “Dark Void” and I have to say… It’s not good news I’m afraid. I shall outline the entire demo for you – I know what you’re thinking, “Oh Em Gee...